May 2013
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
“Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast...”
– The Winter of the Air (via algenubi)
If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from...
jennathearcher:
motherofdinos:
“With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”
YES.
HELL. FREAKING. YES.
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
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geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
