me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast...– The Winter of the Air (via algenubi)
If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from...
jennathearcher: motherofdinos: “With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.” YES. HELL. FREAKING. YES.
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis